Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Funny Sayings

Vann says most words pretty good but there are a few that he has a hard time saying. He also has a few funny sayings.

Oh My----When something has happened or he is surprised

Thats weird----When he can't find something

Thats Strange----Also when he can't find something

Thats freaky----I don't know why he says this because he will say it at the most random times. He told me that my hair was freaky this morning.

Stay right there----With his hand up, when he doesn't want me to go anywhere.

5 minutes----Everything is 5 minutes

Calm down, Daddy!----When Tony is getting mad

Ok----Otay

Garbage----Day Job, it took me forever to figure out that this was garbage

Farkel----Fucker, Which actually sounds funnier in context. Tony and I will start to play a game of Farkel and Vann will repetitively jump up and down saying I fucker too, I fucker too. Its hard not to laugh.

Everything is 9 cents. If he sees something in a store he will pick it up and say its 9 cents mommy.

He found some coins laying around the room and he told me that he found $50.00. I love how kids think.

Vann is abscessed with money these days. We are always giving him some pennies. Lately he has been taking money out of Tony's pants pockets while Tony is sleeping. The other day Tony asked me if we had gotten all of the money back from Vann. I told him I wasn't sure. Then Tony fingered he probably spent all of his change over the weekend. Later that day we saw some money sitting under the TV. When Tony picked the TV up surprisingly we found $13.50 in change hiding. Vann hurried and said look money. Tony and I looked at it each other and just laughed. Tony quickly put all of the money back in his pocket.

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